Funny story:
Today Russ and Brent got up at 4:00 a.m. to drive to Page, AZ. Russ had to complete an audit/inventory and wanted to introduce Brent to some contacts at the hospital there. When they finished the inventory they began the long drive home. By the time they got to Kanab, Russ was beginning to feel a little sleepy. They decided to stop and get some snacks, walk around for a minute, and use the restroom. As Russ was standing at the urinal taking care of some business, a blind man entered the restroom using his walking stick. He came and stood behind Russ, a little closer than Russ would have liked... but he was blind... so Russ let it slide. That is until he felt a WARM, WET, STREAM running down the back of his leg. Yes, the blind man thought Russ was the urinal. Russ shoved the poor blind man and told him, "You're pissing all over me!" The blind man was very embarassed and apologized over and over again. Poor guy! The funniest part of the story is when Russ came out of the bathroom Brent asked him what was wrong. He told Brent what had happened and the two lady cashiers behind the counter over-heard and started laughing. The one lady came out from behind the counter and proceeded to spray Russ down with Lysol. Luckily Russ had an extra pair of pants in his car and was able to change. He took a shower as soon as he walked through the door... can't imagine why he'd want to do that! Russ said to me, "I don't know why that guy was using a urinal. Our boys can't make it in those, and they can see! He needs to just sit down on the can!" So, there is a good piece of advice: If you lose your sight, sit on the can... or, don't pee on the man in front of you.
Although the picture above was taken in the ocean, I imagine that is what Russ looked like this afternoon!
4 comments:
Brent has not stopped laughing since he walked n the door and has proceeded to call everyone he knows to tell them about the Urinal Experience. i swear if i hear the word PISS one more time today I may pull a blind man on the back of his freakin leg!!
Although I feel horrible for Russ...my heart is breaking for that man. Can you imagine??...being the "Pisser"!
Brent just can't believe Russ kept those pants...Brent would've taken them off thrown them away and driven home NAKED! No way he would ever put those on again!
I can honestly say this is a story we will tell and laugh about FOREVER!
My heart is absolutely breaking for the blind man. Imagine how he must have felt, we should all be so thankful that we have our eyesight and are not faced with these challenges. I'm sorry for Russ too but seriously, I could cry for the blind man. All I have to say is that Russ must be really quiet when using a urinal because unless the man was deaf too, he should have been able to hear that someone was in front of him. Russ needs to master the art of clearing his throat (Harris could give him some tips, I'm sure).
Funniest story I've heard in a long time! We were laughing about it all last night.
I have honestly heard it all now. I was just thinking I wish I had a funny story to share with my work friends... now I do. But I don't know what was worst the pee or the lysol. What was lysol going to do at that point, except make you stink like Lysol? Yeah, for Russ having an extra pair of pants in his car. That should be a lesson for all of us. I for one packed a small suitcase and put it in my trunk in preparation for any and all upcoming catastrophies. This has taught me you can never rule anything out.
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